Ten Ton Hammer Video of the Day

Okay, so he's no Johnny Cash...

A funny thing happened on the way to Wizard's Tower. A leet met a noob and the rest is history. Or, rather, a laundry list of all the places in Middle-Earth the veteran has traveled, sung to the tune of Johnny Cash's I've Been Everywhere. And it's a long list.

Funny how he doesn't attempt to sing the names of all those locations in Middle-Earth. It's like he might be afraid to mispronounce them in front of a bunch of LotRO fans. The same fans who would freak out over seeing a red squirrel in a screenshot. ("Aaaauuuugh! They should be grey squirrels! Die, you noob devs!" Like that.)

So what if our friend at RedSky is barely karaoke-worthy? This is still 2 minutes of entertainment, Lord of the Rings Online style.

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Last Updated: Mar 29, 2016

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Karen is H.D.i.C. (Head Druid in Charge) at EQHammer. She likes chocolate chip pancakes, warm hugs, gaming so late that it's early, and rooting things and covering them with bees. Don't read her Ten Ton Hammer column every Tuesday. Or the EQHammer one every Thursday, either.