Brains.

Zombies love'em, ...um..reverse..anti-zombies...hate'em. I kill mine with alcohol every chance I get for leaving me stuck with the notion of "reverse anti-zombies".

Still, it is commonly believed that we only use a small percentage of our brain - the tinest bit of our potential. If this is true, what exactly are we missing?

And does it involve the word "poop"? Yes. Yes it does.

I’d say that the best way to describe the brain is to compare it to a computer’s CPU, but then I’d have to explain what a CPU does and quite honestly, I’d rather give myself an emergency tracheotomy with a steak knife. Especially since most of you still call the computer case the “hard drive” or even worse, “the modem”.

Then again, this is a column designed for – nay, DEDICATED TO – learning, and since we’ve far from hit our daily requirement of juvenile humor and jokes involving the word “poop”, onward I say.

Learn everything you don't need to know about your brain in today's It's All Geek to Me