Geeks worship at some pretty strange altars.
Be they bowing before a shrine dedicated to "Murray" from RipTide, creating entire religions that revolve around 7 of 9's "implants", or dancing awkwardly in time with that creepy dude from the SixFlags commercials, who we become infatuated with is never as important to us as why, because the voices tell us to.
But every once in a while we have to direct your attention off of the center stage and onto..um..the center stage as we bring into light a geek icon of epic proportions.
And by proportions we mean "chin having."
but no matter how youve come to know him, one undeniable and unarguable truth remains forever carved in stone:
Bruce Campbell is the f***ing MAN.
With his popularity virtually unmatched in geek society, Bruce Campbell is widely recognized as a pop culture geek icon and the undisputed King of really bad B movies. Hes cheesier than a five pound brick of government surplus, cockier than John Holmes, (ask your parents kids!) and has literally flooded the Sci-Fi channel with crappy movie after crappy movie as he chews his way across the screen in a display of abysmally bad acting.
