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reboot the MP3 playback devices were rendered completely useless
instead of the "mostly useless" that consumers have come to expect.
With their message boards flooded with literally eights of angry posts
from their customers, Microsoft was quick to explain the mass shut

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Last Updated: Mar 13, 2016