Bring out the
well-painted schnauzer bombs!
Over the past few weeks, Ten Ton Hammer's resident comedian Coyote has
been revealing the basic truths we all see in our daily gaming lives.
In his newly released editorial, "Whittle Me This", Coyote examines the
three options many developers are often faced with when a game's launch
date begins looming over their shoulder. Don't be shy, check out this
latest batch of funny immediately!
style="font-style: italic;">Gamers are like a huge bag of
hungry, angry bees. They want their content, they want it now, and if
you don’t give it to them by the promised date you can bet
your last 1up that they’re going to burst from their pain
sack and latch onto your face. And trust me when I say that there are
few things scarier in this world then a face full of bees.
hungry, angry bees. They want their content, they want it now, and if
you don’t give it to them by the promised date you can bet
your last 1up that they’re going to burst from their pain
sack and latch onto your face. And trust me when I say that there are
few things scarier in this world then a face full of bees.
