Reading yesterday's It's All Geek to Me, I couldn't help but join Coyote in his Chuck Norris parade.

What is it exactly about this guy that enthralls us nerds so much? I caught myself watching a marathon of his work on Spike TV not long ago. Most people would have declared it a waste of a day, but my soul felt enriched by his roundhouse kicks when all was said and done. And if there's one thing I've learned in my years on this planet, it's that Walker, Texas Ranger has no equal. Nor can one hope to replicate his mighty beard.

Last Updated: Mar 13, 2016