Accepting that you are destined for a life filled with cheetos, funyons, no-sex until you are 40, and energy drinks is no small thing. Even when you shake the magic 8 ball and "all signs point to yes", there are those among us in denial about their obvious geekiness.

Well deny no more.

We have devised a painstakenly crafted list of 50 items that could indicate that you are among the small percentage of the population who have occassionally called into work sick because you have "X-Box Thumb".

Are you a geek?

…used MMO lingo outside of an MMO to describe a situation. (“Dude, you got agro from that dog!” “We’re waiting on the bus to spawn.” Etc, etc)

…camped outside, overnight for movie tickets.

…rolled up a pen-and-paper RPG character and included stats for breast or reproductive male organ sizes.

…jokingly played dead after being shot with a Nerf gun.

…have ever purchased a coconut for the sole purpose of making hoof beat sounds.

Find the entire list in It's All Geek to Me!

Last Updated: Mar 13, 2016

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