Being a geek comes with a heavy price. Sure, you have abs of steel, chiseled good looks that the Gods themselves envy, and the women flock to you like you're the last ho-ho at fat camp...

But what about the myths? The misconceptions? The blatant LIES that pepper the geek world and irritate our allergies?

If you are uncertain if your geek is a computer tech, simply ask. If he says “Yes, I can fix it!”, do NOT let him touch your god damn machine. This is an imposter as we real techs are sick to f***ing DEATH of fixing computers and would rather poke out our own eyes with the sharp end of and old S3 video card than help you. We loath fixing computers and will deny any and all knowledge of how to do so.

Odds are you are one of us, so you understand but maybe you can share with others. Find out more at It's All Geek to Me.