It's difficult to ascertain What spurns the geek fascination of undead creatures. Are they products of a horror movie generation or in constant mental preparation for the inevitable outbreak that will separate the survivors from the snacks? Today Coyote delves into this brain munching world and explains exactly why they are so popular among geeks. Tighten the grip on your shotgun, and don't make a sound.
Zombies dont care if you are popular or good looking, or even if you've done a single crunch in your lifetime. Zombies just want someone to bite, and the cool kids who are picked first for gym class are just as tasty as those of us who forged notes that involved the word rickets so that we didnt have to roll around on hard rubber mats with other sweaty guys, or get hard rubber balls lobbed at our noggin.
Learn more in today's column I, Zombie.
