Kids, don't be Captain Awesome.
Today's Independence Day video comes directly to you from the Don't Try This At Home department. It's my little 4th of July gift to you all.
Some famous last words: "Grandpa, we're makin' it happen out here!"
That guy after the Roman candle war looks like he's all: "Flawless victory!" Smug little bastard. We'll see you all some day featured in the annual Darwin Awards, I'm sure.
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